The current sentence

Replace it

$1 a word + tax, up to 12 words. After paying you press Publish, and your sentence stays up until someone pays to replace it.

• Checked before you pay. Word count, links, emails, phone numbers, our blocklist and an automated moderation check. If it fails, nothing is charged.
• Paid on Stripe. You enter your card on Stripe’s page, never ours.
• You choose when it goes up. After payment you get a link by e-mail (and on screen; check your spam folder if the e-mail doesn’t arrive). Your sentence goes up, or joins the queue, only when you press Publish there.
• 14 days to change your mind. Until you press Publish you can withdraw on the same page and get a full refund. Once you publish, the right of withdrawal ends.
• 1 minute of protection, or 10 minutes for $10. Nobody can replace your sentence during that time.
• Queue while protected. Publish during someone else’s protection and you join the line, then go up automatically. The line has no limit, so you can always publish.
• Refunded if we can’t publish. If your sentence fails our check after payment, the money goes back to your card automatically.